50 Best Funny Fathers day Quotes 2021

The joke is also part of our Life. If your dad likes a funny thing, so it is a very beautiful opportunity for you to bring a smile to your father’s face to make a pleasant surprise on this beautiful day by saying Best fathers day funny quotes 2021.

Everyone has an ideal in his life. Your best ideal can be your father because he does all only for yours and you should be like himself. Father can be our good and best friend if we understand his feelings of love.

Only the person in the world is he who can do all for us in our good and bad conditions. Father is the only one who can teach us about our life and our future. He teaches about our good and bad. Here we can share 50 Best fathers day funny quotes 2021 .so share with your father on 20 June and make their day special.

 

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“Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.”

HOMER SIMPSON (THE SIMPSONS)

 

I’m not loving anybody that I’m not legally required to.

RED FORMAN (THAT 70’S SHOW)

 

“If my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.

PHIL DUNPHY (MODERN FAMILY)

 

“Dad… you were like a father to me.”

ETHAN TREMBLAY (DUE DATE)

 

“Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.”

HOMER SIMPSON (THE SIMPSONS)

 

“A FATHER CARRIES PICTURES WHERE HIS MONEY USED TO BE.”

STEVE MARTIN

 

WHEN I WAS A BOY OF 14, MY FATHER WAS SO IGNORANT, I COULD HARDLY STAND TO HAVE THE OLD MAN AROUND. BUT WHEN I GOT TO BE 21, I WAS ASTONISHED AT HOW MUCH THE OLD MAN HAD LEARNED IN SEVEN YEARS.”

MARK TWAIN

 

“BUYING YOUR KID A GOLDFISH IS A GREAT WAY TO TEACH THEM ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY FOR 24—36 HOURS.”

CONAN O’BRIEN

 

I WANT MY SON TO WEAR A HELMET 24 HOURS A DAY. IF IT WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, I’D BE THE FIRST ONE TO HAVE MY KID IN A FULL HELMET AND LIKE A CAGE ACROSS HIS FACE MASK.”

WILL ARNETT

 

“THE OLDER I GET, THE SMARTER MY FATHER SEEMS TO GET.”

TIM RUSSERT

 

MEN SHOULD ALWAYS CHANGE DIAPERS. IT’S A VERY REWARDING EXPERIENCE. IT’S MENTALLY CLEANSING. IT’S LIKE WASHING DISHES, BUT IMAGINE IF THE DISHES

CHRIS MARTIN

 

HAVING CHILDREN IS LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE. NOBODY SLEEPS, EVERYTHING’S BROKEN AND THERE’S A LOT OF THROWING UP

RAY ROMANO

 

“RAISING KIDS MAY BE A THANKLESS JOB WITH RIDICULOUS HOURS, BUT AT LEAST THE PAY SUCKS.”

JIM GAFFIGAN

 

BY THE TIME A MAN REALIZES THAT MAYBE HIS FATHER WAS RIGHT, HE USUALLY HAS A SON WHO THINKS HE’S WRONG.

CHARLES WADSWORTH

 

YOU CAN TELL WHAT WAS THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR FATHER’S LIFE BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO FREEZE THAT CLOTHING STYLE AND RIDE IT OUT

JERRY SEINFELD

 

“THERE SHOULD BE A CHILDREN’S SONG: ‘IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND LET YOUR DAD SLEEP.’”

JIM GAFFIGAN

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From A Daughter

 

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From A Daughter

 

”Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.”

 “You are the luckiest dad in the world. I’d love to have me as a daughter

 

“Five-star dad. Would definitely listen to his dad jokes again.”

If at first you don’t succeed, call your dad

Ask him about the day he taught me how to drive.

Please accept this Instagram post as a symbol of my love for you.”

 

You’re always there to catch loose spiders. And honestly, that’s what I’m grateful for the most.”

“I promise to always read your texts, even when they don’t make sense.”

 

“He’s always down to order pizza. It’s no surprise where I get it from.”

 

“You’re always there to catch loose spiders. And honestly, that’s what I’m grateful for the most.”

Funny Father’s Day Quotes from Famous Personalities

“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”

BOB ODENKIRK

“Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too.”

LIONEL KAUFFMAN

“People ask what it’s like to have four kids, and I just tell them, ‘Picture that you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.’”

JIM GAFFIGAN

“As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day.”

DAN CUMMINS

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”

JON STEWART

“Never raise your hand to your kids… it leaves your groin unprotected.”

RED BUTTON

“I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

BILL COSBY

“I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they’re all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it; draw a little picture of myself hanging there.”

MARGARET SMITH

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”

CHARLES WADSWORTH

“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

RAY ROMANO

“I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.

GEORGE W. BUSH

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself, and let your dad sleep.’”

JIM GAFFIGAN

“I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.

STEVEN WRIGHT

 

Funny Father Day Quotes From Son

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”

Jerry Seinfeld

“HAVING CHILDREN IS LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE. NOBODY SLEEPS, EVERYTHING’S BROKEN AND THERE’S A LOT OF THROWING UP.”

RAY ROMANO

“THE OLDER I GET, THE SMARTER MY FATHER SEEMS TO GET.

TIM RUSSERT

DAD….. Remembering you is easy, I do it every day. But, Missing you is heartache that’s never goes away.

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Dear Dad, for Father’s Day I hope you enjoy this nice present that I bought with your money. Happy Father’s Day

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I thought long and hard about the perfect Father’s Day gift for you and then I realized that the perfect gift is me, a child who is charming, witty, and gorgeous. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dear Dad, thanks for never abandoning our family, especially when things were getting crazy, especially when I was the cause of most of the craziness. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dear Dad, thank you for being so successful that you will never have to move in with me when you are old. I really appreciate it. Happy Father’s Day!

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I smile because you are my dad. I laugh because there is nothing that you can do about it. Happy Father’s Day

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Thank you, Dad, for carrying me on your shoulders and letting me stand on your feet while we danced. Happy Father’s Day!

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My Dad has the best son in the world. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best dad from the world’s best son!

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